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Yes I am real!
Please, If you DON'T follow the directions you will be sent to my SPAM folder unread.
I can't believe for such a beautiful place to live how hard it is to meet people here . It's been a while since I have posted here because of the amount of spam so I pretty much gave up for a while. I have been on a few dates since my ex and I split seven years ago but just haven't found the right one yet. After five dates I should be able to hold your hand.If you have pets please make sure they don't shit or piss on the furniture.Please don't live in the bar.Just to name a few!
Please,just be real and ready for a relationship.
.... Please follow the directions....My email still gets spam to this day and I haven't posted in over a year.
I am single with NO ROOM MATES! My son is here a lot but I have lots of time.Not looking for endless emails...Must be willing to talk on the after a few.
Looking for my one and only!
I am,
Sign: Sagittarius only. Sorry if your against it but you can get it via prescription now.
Body Type: Average to fit to Muscular.
It's+ side of average ,I'm fit enough to do it, and you get the last part. :D lol
Car: Own! Yes!It is awesome!Little Toyota front wheel drive does great in the snow and ice.I can rescue you! It's awesome!
So am I!
Housing: I live in a great apartment over looking divorced wives wants hot fucking casual dating forum a Lake sort of . Two bedroom,nice deck that gets sun in the summer. I grow tomatoes .I love to have lots of plants and flowers in the spring and summer. I am out there every chance I get getting my Scottish tan. I have plenty of chairs. Inside is really cool too! Lots of cool stuff! One block from fishing during the season.It was alot of fun!
Job; Yes
Favorite quote:
If your such a nice person try doing something nice for someone. I said that!
:)
I live in S.Everett, Washington, United States
VERY IMPORTANT!Please live close to here. Within 10 miles or so. I don't want to travel too far to see someone awesome!Or have a car so we can meet somewhere.
I am a single Dad of an awesome nine year old boy.I play the guitar,watch horror movies and fix things.I am an artist and my world is my art. I love house plants,aquariums,bicycles,action figures,the macabre,sunshine,rain,beer and lots of other cool stuff! My favorite stores are thrift stores. I am very loving ,affectionate and romantic. Yes I give flowers on Valentines. I have a good sense of humor.Very funny from what I'm told. My ears are pierced and I like piercings. I only have two tattoos that are kind of old. I'd rather buy a new guitar or toys for my son.
I am a no Bullshit kind of person. I have been through way too much in my life for games and people who say they will do something and don't. Please don't be one of those.
My hair is kept in a pony tail most of the time.The pic in the blue shirt is me how I look right now.
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Perfect Match :
Age any ,as long as you are holding it well ,Race doesn't matter as long as we like the same stuff, petiete 4'-5'8''?,average to athletic,Good looking but not too full of herself. Long hair,Nice smile.Eyes I would love to stare a lifetime into. CONSIDERATE! Tattoos are cool if they are not on your chest and I like some piercings as long as I can't see light through them.
Not a BBW Sorry.
Affectionate,sexual, playfull and not a Cancer.Sorry I've had my fill.
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Ideal Date :
Go grab a drink and shoot some pool.Play name that tune on the juke box, wait for the band to start so we can dance to some live music.
That's always fun!
I don't hang out in bars but going once in a while is fun.
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Music;
NO RAP!
I'm a rocker Queensryche, Slipknot, Korn ,Alice in Chains,Marlyn Manson,Danzig,Type O Negative, Alterbridge,Slayer, Most anything metal or old rock.
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Movies,TV:Horror,action,Scifi, anything really!
The walking Dead, Ghost Adventures,Ghost Hunters,
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Icebreakers:
What turns you off?.................. Boob Tattoos...Unless your smoking hot! Then I might be able to get over it..:)
Do you play any instruments?................... Guitar,Bass,Drums,Fun machine,Cowbell,and triangle too!Sometimes I like to sing.
What animal would you love to have as a pet?................... Monkey, But they fling their poo......Soooo no.
Coke or Pepsi?................ Diet Mountain dew and vodka.Yummmm. I only drink after 5pm
What inspires you?.............. Love,sex,money. Needless to say I haven't been inspired in a Long Time!
Who's your favorite Muppet?.............. Animal
Star Trek or Star Wars?............. Both!
Please reply with one of the "ICEBREAKERS" In the subject line and please include a PICTURE OR I WILL NOT RESPOND!
To WEED OUT SPAM!
You will be deleted WITHOUT being read.
Good Luck Ladies
Now don't be shy ;)
I guess if you have seen the ad before I haven't found what I was looking for and will continue to try until I find someone right for me.
Thank you for your replys.
It gives me hope when I actually get a real reply that people still read these like I do!
Thanks again for looking!
If you like what you see please READ the ad.
Follow the directions so I don't think your spam. :)
Lets start the new year off together!
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