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In my efforts to leave a low carbon footprint, I reduce reuse recycle with militant fervor, so if you�re not already living somewhat green, we�re probably not a good fit. If you haven�t already caught on that I�m not typical in many regards, here are more reasons I�m still single: I am oblivious to spectator sports. I think interviews with overpaid illiterate athletes are less interesting than watching paint dry. I only appreciate golf courses for the sloped xc skiing. I can't believe boxing is legal if dogfighting isn't. I�d choose waterboard torture over watching any kind of race. Also not a fan of casinos (too depraved), motorcycles (too noisy), antiques (too old) or bars (too many reasons to list). For me, casual hook-ups aren't a viable substitute for a deep and enduring emotional connection. I won�t date a cigarette smoker or anyone clinically obese. If you haven�t developed a strong will to live by this point, I doubt I could give you one. 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