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My life summary is a combination of Woody Allen movies from the 70s 80s Youthful thinking, witty, somewhat quirky, spontaneous dude divorced wives wants group orgy big beautiful women dating searching for a romance. I always thought I was normal until I started this online dating stuff a few months back now Im not so sure lol.
It seems like weird has become the "norm?" Almost got duped. Imagine, Im falling for a girl, being romantic and she is a he from West Africa? I washed out my mouth with soap, once i figured everything out! We were texting back and forth and then silence on her end. when I asked her what happen? She replied, "I had to urinate," BINGO! women dont use that word, they say "pee," right! Remember, the ending to the movie, TOOTSIE starring Dustin Hoffman in drag. when Langes father ( Durning) thought he was dating a lady (Dustin Hoffman) and then.
Recently met a woman at OK Cupid from Cambridge, MA. I thought we were making a connection until after about 70 exchanges she admitted shes really in Montana not Massachusetts. GOOD GRIEF as Brown would say.
Met a gal on another site, about a month ago, sent me a pic, told me her photo was taken in September. When we met, I was somewhat startled as I thought it was her mother! What she didnt tell me was the pic from September was 20 Septembers (years) ago!
Anyhow, Im a hospitality management professional, looking for a SMAHT, open minded, active woman. Like to travel (my suitcase is already packed), take long walks, bowling, roller skating, ride my (its a bike speed, though) enjoy fine dining, going to the beach, Broadway plays saw Jersey Boys in New York it was excellent! Very handy with the paint brush, enjoy gardening and cleaning, cookouts and conversation with a cocktail and dog walking (probably not together).
Lost my beloved , a year Tibetan terrier. The photo with him in the red wagon is because he was paralyzed the last year of his life. before that I had a wheelchair custom made for him. We traveled all over the North Shore. On Sundays, we would go into Boston, walk along the and Commons. I cried for 3 months when he died. Gods greatest accomplishment dogs and cats; unfortunately humans are still an unfinished product.
YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME if you like to laugh alot, kiss and cuddle under the sheets while enjoying a good movie at home. We may not see most of the movie but who cares!
I tried to be humorous with these true stories only because everyone seems to be too serious and uptight.

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