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Or maybe this is just a guilty pleasure. Reading, looking, laughing, thinking "maybe"
Or maybe you are just feeling like a very naughty little girl right now and need someone single wives searching horny sex female seeking men to know.
Whichever of those is true, one thing is certain in your head: "Youd never do this". Youd never be on slist to look for men. (Except, well, hi, youre here!) And youd never actually ANSWER one. No, certainly not.
Except well youre here.
And now reading a posting left just for you, by me.
I will simply tell you that I love the fact that youre a smart, attractive, curious but "would never do this" kind of girl. Id tell you I am a smart, attractive, fun, wealthy, chill guy who is single and professional and creative and far more interesting and genuine and aware than those writing the many posts you are rolling your eyes over. You know. The posts with poor use of the english language and the obvious failure to see all the wonderful complexities and even conflicting needs you possess. And the failure to understand you might be nervous about being here.
You. A girl reading and thinking "no never"
But I am going to challenge you.
Say hi.
Its our secret. No one has to know.
You can still be an "Id NEVER do that" kind of girl
But take the chance, and youll quickly realize I am not an internet creep and you are talking to someone friendly, which means you are talking to a friend (see how this works? we can trick our way around your reluctance!)
Yes. I get it. It all seems sketchy. But youre here.
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Single woman seeking love couples wants teens The Abbey Sat 23 so a friend and i are going to the abbey tonight.
she normally bellies up to the bar and stays there all night leaving me to dance by myself and get groped by the only straight guy there (booo)
so i'm posting this ad to hopefully find someone i can meet up there and dance my cute lil butt off with.
not looking for a relationship or even a one night stand, just a dance partner, but it's there's chemistry then who knows right ?
well here's a lil about me
i'm Mixed
5'2
130lbs
Bi
Femme
shaved head
curvy.. the real curvy not fat curvy i workout three times a week.
Super friendly, not much of a drinker,and i like to dance.
i am bi, but you can lesbian,straight,bi whatever like i said earlier i'm not looking hook up. just looking to dance with someone other then a straight guy trying to laid at the end of the night.
i'm not going to post my picture,cause of earlier stated men, but i'll send one once i know for a fact your a girl.
please send a picture and be willing to voice verify your gender.
for any men who think they'll pull a fast one on me, just so you know i'm a firm believer in shoving my thumb into a mutha fuckas eye. i can and will do it, fuck with me.


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