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So. . . um. I guess I just did. :)
But this is much too early in the ad to get so far off track. Here we go, then:
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So, if you choose to respond, please included the following:
* A face picture -- preferably yours. No pic? Don't panic! All will be forgiven if your reply is a good read.
* A brief description of yourself
* Some sort of commentary to indicate that you actually read this ad.
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